I’ve never seen this before

In an effort to post a quick and easy blog post tonight, I was going to post the gift wrapping scene from Love, Actually.  Its the scene where Rowan Atkinson playing a department store clerk is gift wrapping a pacakge.  But this is the message I came up with when I tried to pull it in from YouTube:

I’d never seen that before.  Now I know how the Chinese and North Koreans must feel when they come across blocked sites.  How is this footage not available in my country?  And why?

Since I can only imbed YouTube into this little free blog please go here, if you’d like to see the footage:  Gift Wrapping Scene

Published in:  on December 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm Leave a Comment
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Smoking caterpillars

Here is another wonderful clip from Katie Benedict of Alan Rickman at the Hudson Union Society talk.  In this clip, he is talking about Tim Burton, Alice in Wonderland and his character the smoking caterpillar.  Once again thank you so much Katie and to Ben who puts these together.  Click here please:  One Scheme of Happiness

I wish the Tim Burton exhibit at the MoMA would last just a little bit longer so I could see it on my annual pilgrimage to NYC (or I may have to move up my annual pilgrimage so as to see it).  I’ve been a fan of Burton’s since Vincent and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.  I think the only Burton film I’ve not seen is, believe it or not, Sweeney Todd – I’m a big baby, I know – I get scared easily and really can’t take much blood and gore.  Some day I’ll work up the nerve to watch it (maybe).

To take care of my self imposed responsibility to post a blog entry every day, I’ll just keep referring people to other websites for the whole month of December (what a poorly constructed sentence, tsk, tsk).  Anyway – quick go here:  One Scheme of Happiness…. to view another great video from Alan Rickman’s talk at the Hudson Union Society.  Mr. Rickman is addressing a question about Ang Lee and Sense and Sensibility.  BTW – thank you very, very much to Katie Benedict for letting us “virtually” attend the lecture through her videos.  We look forward to the next installment.

Published in:  on December 14, 2009 at 10:27 am Comments (1)
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Post, the Second

Okay day 2, post 2 of my post something every day for a month (NaBloPoMo or something like that).  Let’s see what shall we talk about today….  How cold it is in my house right now perhaps?  Yes, let’s discuss that shall we – it will be fascinating…. wait, wait, don’t go I was going to make espresso…

Decided to stay?  Here, have a blankie … So, anyway, I currently have all the doors to the house open trying to warm up the inside to the temperature it is outside (at the moment around 60 degrees outside – it was 50 degrees inside when I got up this a.m.)  Oh, not to worry – I am a woman of a certain age to whom cold is a relative term (or should I say therm – ha, HVAC humor).  I’ve been just fine up to now but it looks like the weather is going to take a turn towards the slightly colder so I’ve got the heating/cooling people coming tomorrow to look at the heater.  Depending on what they quote me to fix it I may or may not be warmer tomorrow.  The warranty expired on the silly thing in May, so of course it waits until November to break down.  Oh that’s right I’ve known about this since early November but haven’t acted on it cause I was out throwing money around like, well, like me – I throw money I don’t even have around – its called “credit” – marvelous invention.   I know, I know I should have spent my employee bonus on the heater rather than an iPhone but it wouldn’t be as much fun…. plus with the iPhone I can instantly check the temperature and weather conditions and my e-mail all without having to come out from under all the blankets… okay enough rambling….

Here, here’s another little something from my shop – we have to pay for the heater repair somehow so feel free to visit the store and purchase liberally (its going to take a lot of $3.25 sales to warm this place up, doncha know).  Click on the image to go to the store – “After All this Time” – please be warned that it does refer to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and if you haven’t read it and don’t want to be spoiled – don’t go there.

I can customize this as a Crhistmas card for you if you’d like.  Just drop me a note at the store.

Deleted!

I’ve been away for a little bit and came home to find some HBP news  on the net – an eery scene that never made it into the Half Blood Prince.  Its rather good in my opinion but I can see why it was kept out of the film ending as it was edited (I didn’t like the film end as it was edited).  This scene gives us an idea of what the film could have looked like if they had rushed less and had taken the time to tell the story properly.  It is also available here at the Leaky Video Galleries) but here it is on YouTube….

I’ll refrain from heaping praise on Rickman – the few seconds of his performance speak for themselves.  I love the choral reference and the dark yellow green look of the cinematography reminiscent of Prisoner of Azkaban.  Hopefully, there will be more like this (including the It’s over line) on the dvd.

Wizards Posing

Alan Rickman and Sir Ian McKellen attended an after-party for Alan Cummings’ one man show’s  press night (“I Bought A Blue Car Today”).  The Cummings’ show sounds fantastic and if I could get to it (London is a bit beyond my reach at the moment) I’d go. See review here.   I read somewhere that Sir Ian’s uncle was the headmaster at the school that Mr. Rickman attended as a boy…. Was that a yawn you’re stifling – are you trying to tell me you’re bored with my little tidbits of information ???  Fine – feast your eyes on photos instead.

wizards posing

wizards posing

I love the look on Ian McKellen’s face (and the smirk on Alan Rickman’s).  There’s more pictures on the site you’ll go to if you click on the photo (look around a bit, they’re the 9/02/09 photos).  There’s a picture of Alan Cummings with the them as well.  I thank the Alan Rickman Download Haven for the referral to the site.

And call off Christmas

This is from the Half Blood Prince – now really, is it me or does this look like it could be the Sheriff of Nottingham off to take someone’s heart out with a spoon?  (The image came from here: torenheksje)


Pass the wine, Antonio…

This weekend, I was excited and raring to go about working on several craft and art projects that have been brewing below the surface for a while now. I was determined to make some headway in laying in stores for the upcoming craft show season. As I am a notorious procrastinator and it is only early August for goodness sake, I was quite proud of myself for turning down invites to enjoy myself this weekend (Dinner? No, thank you, I have work to do. A movie? Couldn’t possibly, must produce!). The shame is I don’t get many invites as it is and I should have gone out and had a good time. Instead, I had a Salieri weekend.

I’m sure we all remember the movie Amadeus. What I took away from that movie was not an appreciation for the genius of Mozart but complete and utter sympathy for Salieri – a good artist who had the misfortune of being painfully aware of what he perceived as his own deficits in comparison to the blazing talent of Mozart. In the movie, Salieri proclaims himself the “patron saint of mediocrity.” He and I could have shared a drink or two or three this weekend and wallowed in our misery.

It was bad.  Drawings dripped out of me like wet sand from the bottom of a tin pail. The lines were weak, uncontrolled and timid looking, the proportions were off and I became too scared to continue drawing lest I make myself feel worse than I already did.

The craft projects came out crude and rough and with no finesse. And I became frustrated and sad and angry at myself for my lack of ability. Nothing was good enough and eventually around nine or ten that evening, I gave up. There is a singular frustration at not being able to produce what you know you should be able to. I sometimes marvel at those who are always singing their own praises and wonder do they have days like I had – do they doubt themselves and are they able to see their work as less than genius.

Yes, I know I lean towards the hypercritical but I also know that there are times when I shouldn’t even bother attempting to produce. The muse is not with me, my hand is not being led and I am so far out of the zone that I’m sitting in the bleachers. And that was my Saturday. I eventually gave up, made myself a picada (a little something to knosh on – good cheese, garlic, grilled peppers, crackers – you know, a little this and a little that) and got myself a nice big glass of Argentine malbec wine (must support the economy of Mendoza, you know). I sat myself down to watch “Blow Dry” – a quirky little movie with Bill Nighy, Natasha Richardson, Josh Hartnett and uhm, who was that other guy, oh yea, Alan Rickman (not their best work but entertaining nonetheless – I wasn’t in the mood for greatness from anybody at that point).

Don’t think I’m giving up. I know that I can draw, and I know that I am more than capable of producing craft items of worth. It’s just that some times it becomes painfully obvious to me that my drawings will never have the strong beautiful lines of Michelangelo and that my vision as a craft person will never be akin to Hector Guimard. Honestly, this past Saturday I was feeling more like Ron Popeil – not that there’s anything wrong with that, at least his stuff sells.

So pass the wine cup Antonio, we’ll try again… but not right now.

Snape is not cut out for office work…

I was told we had a new hire in the office.  As I typed away, I had the oddest sensation of my senses being ensnared and my concentration penetrated…blog snape overshoulder The new guy, er …Professor, he says he wants to be called, Professor … did not really mesh well with the rest of the office.  He complained bitterly about our kitchen muttering something about “muggles” and our use of “bizarre contraptions.” blog snape kitchen

He brought our copy clerk to tears, yelling at her repeatedly “Page 394! Your copier has eaten my Page 394!” blog snape copier

The whole office was cowering when he discovered someone had “pilfered” from his personal stores (i.e., the Prof’s  sandwich had been taken from the fridge and he was in a tizzy, threatening the culprit with poisoned pumpkin juice??? blog snape fridge

After that he went back to ranting and raving in the copyroom about his missing Page 394…blog snape 394

Needless to say, Prof. Snape was canned before the end of the day for cursing …

Too bad.  We’ll miss him.  He was kind of cute.  Personally, I’ll miss the cape swishing down the hall.

(I was most pleasantly surprised by receiving my own full-sized cut-out of Snape – THANK YOU LR RL!!!!!)

The Other Half of the Half Blood Prince

Welcome back (if you haven’t read the first half of “Half of the Half Blood Prince” please click and go read the spoiler warnings there.  You’ve been warned.  That being said, I feel I must correct myself.  At the end of that post, I said that Alan Rickman’s Snape embodied everything I liked and disliked about the movie.  That’s not wholly accurate.  Its not really Alan Rickman’s Snape, its David Yates’ direction of the character and editing of scenes that I find fault with.  And to further qualify, its mainly at the end of the film, or should I say what should have been at the end of the film, that  I find the lack of ferocity objectionable.

Alan Rickman’s Snape is sarcastic and caustic and has the stillness, in this movie in particular, of a cobra preparing to strike, mesmerizing with his venomous words.  My objection is he is never allowed to strike!  We are denied seeing that ultimate spewing of hurt and pain that Rowling gave us in the book.  The battle of words and wands between Harry and Snape that presents us with a glimpse into all that Snape is and has been swallowing when he proclaims “Don’t call me a coward!”  Instead of a battle of wills, with Harry venting anger and Snape controlling himself until he snaps, we get the tepid line of “I am the Half Blood Prince, ” a kick of Harry’s wand and away he goes.  My only hope is that scenes were filmed that weren’t included in the theatrical release and perhaps we’ll get to see them in future DVDs.

I got a glimpse, albeit a very small glimpse, of the Snape swagger in the scene where Snape is leading the deatheaters out of  the great hall – there was something very Sheriff of Nottingham in the way he charged out of there with the others in tow.

Also objectionable is the handling of the Dumbledore’s death.  Why change the fact that Harry is paralyzed and unable to help?  Why delete Dumbledore’s funeral – instead we get Harry sobbing and the whole of Hogwart’s pointing their wands to the sky (which reminded me of a 70’s concert or that old Coke commercial – with kids holding lit candles and wishing they could teach the world to sing).  Need I say, it did not have the emotional impact, at least to me, that Dumbledore’s passing should have invoked.

There is more I didn’t particularly like but most of it has been covered by the myriad of other Potter fans reviewing the film on line. Let me go back to one more thing I did like. While I was not particularly enamored of the lack of color, the blue and sepia tinged tones got a little weary after a bit,  I liked the cinematography of Bruno Delbonnel, the framing in particular.

Mercifully for you, I’ve run out of steam.  Here are two excerpts from interviews and reviews, that I’ve found entertaining:

A New York Times review described Rickman’s Snape as “drawing each word out with exquisite luxury, bringing to mind a buzzard lazily pulling at entrails.

And this from The GATE  interview of Tom Felton,

At the very end of the scene, after Snape has done his bit, we’re sort of walking out of the Great Hall in this sort of goose, v-wing formation in which he’s at the front. He’s the sort of leading goose if you will, and he’s got this sort of wedding-dress cape on that goes three metres on the ground.

The director was very keen for us to stay close behind to him and of course, don’t look at where your feet are going. And actually, before we started filming Alan turned around in his very sinister way and said, [imitating his voice] ‘Don’t step on my cloak.’

And we also didn’t know if he was joking or not, so we’re all, ‘Ha ha, very funny, very funny.’ So naturally, on the second take I planted my heel well and truly on it, which ripped his neck back in a hilarious fashion in my eyes, but at the time it didn’t go down well and there was a rather awkward silence after.